B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 18, 2019

“Deranged” – Where the deer and the antelope play.

When prairie dogs move to the city zoo because of tractor’s and farmers.

Horse and cattle thieves do rustling.

Deranged could work better as cowboy retired.

There are lots of lists like this: http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=579

Deranged (esoteric) – When you lose control of your radio controlled model due to interference …

Deplane – Boeing 737 Max 8

Deranged: when the family goes on a raw food diet.

Oh, I have been getting that one wrong. I thought it meant replacing the stove with a microwave.

“…rustling duty”?

Was cattle theft was one of the regular “duties” of a cowboy?

Home, Home on De-ranged

I think they mean “wrangling”, not “rustling”…

A big wingding. Something all aircraft pilots dread.

No, deranged is when a bad cook gets fired. And dishonest cashiers get distilled.