Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 20, 2019

Can I have pizza instead?

That’s gonna burn the tongue too!

That seems like a more than reasonable offer in light of the available alternatives.

I think they swiped that coffee from Daenerys.

“Could it be with a mocha?”

He’ll take that happily!

Then we’ll all sue Starbucks and live happily ever after.

Can I get that to go?

When I purchase coffee to go, I always have a little ice put in it first, for that very reason.

You’re lucky; the other monks spill it on your lap.

First make him eat a Carolina Reaper then hand him the scalding hot coffee.

Is that cup of coffee from Game Of Thrones a couple weeks ago?

Hmmmm, this means I can sue….

Then, that will be followed by some extra-salty Crunchers.

I have lactose intolerance. Can I have that with soy milk?

Ah ha! It’s a deleted scene from Game of Thrones.

Doc Toons nuclear coffee.

Must be from Caffe Nero and includes pumpkin spice.

That looks like a Starbucks cup.

Thought it was Mickey D’s coffee that scalded so badly.

Har, har, har!! That was funny!