Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 30, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Zonker, I’m sure your parents have your birth certificate.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Zonker yearning to become a number in the system? Is he sober?

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Wait a minute, Zonk has been a nanny for four years? Not with Sam, who is still non-verbal. Confused.

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    KennethPrice2  over 5 years ago

    Alex

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    Randallw  over 5 years ago

    Not an alien, but apparently psychic.

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Zonker is just a relative of Hunk-Ra. That’s why he’s working for Boopsie.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I was in a rural post office mailing a letter and a lady, about Zonker’s age walked in and asked to get a SocSec number!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not that sort of alien I suppose, but I mean really. Aren’t we all aliens at some time or other? Even if we just go to another town or school for a football game. We ain’t from around these parts.

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    rugeirn  over 5 years ago

    “According to the 2017 INA Nanny Salary and Benefits Survey: The national average hourly rate a nanny is $19.14 per hour The national average gross weekly salary for full-time live-out nannies is $766. The national average gross weekly salary for full-time live-in nannies is $670.”

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    Jelliqal  over 5 years ago

    Four years have passed? Do we have a real president now? Thank God it is over.

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    TerryBardy  over 5 years ago

    Strong psychic vibes between those two!

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    swanridge  over 5 years ago

    And I paid income taxes, but I can’t prove it. #No Collusion!

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    This is where birtherism began.

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Uh. One can just get a SSN. Babies get them. Good grief. Facts, please..or is Zonker completely fact removed

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    Sue G  over 5 years ago

    In 1987 SSA began the “Enumeration at Birth” program. All babies born in a hospital are given a SSN card, which is automatically mailed to the parents. This was done because you cannot list a child on your tax return if he doesn’t have a number. Also, it keeps both parents from trying to claim the child, if they are divorced. If you were born prior to 1987, you have to apply to SSA for a number, either in person or by mail. You need it to get a job. If you manage to reach age 18 without a number, you need a very good reason at to why. Otherwise, they think you are trying to commit a fraud.

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    Yontrop  over 5 years ago

    But yesterday Zonker was feeding this child with a bottle. And weeks ago she was just this “grown”. Does Sam just grow and shrink as required by the story line?

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    MyWord  over 5 years ago

    Who else has he been a nanny for? I thought Sam was the first?

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