Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 30, 2019

There are three kinds of people:

The ones who have to root for the winning side.

The ones who have to root for the underdog.

The sane ones, who generally don’t understand what the fuss is about.

Who took the poll? HuffPost.com?

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf the big bad wolf the big bad wolf.

Has the wolf taken his COPD meds?

It must be those swines on Instaham!

#huffandpuff, #baconforall

This brings a whole new meaning to burnt bacon bits…

Don’t expect FEMA to help you rebuild.

I read about IMST devices yesterday. They’re used to help people with COPD and they improve lung capacity.

LOL! Why am I not surprised!

CNN after the three little pigs now?

I eat pork. I root for the wolf.

Well that blows holes in my theory.

Better you than me!

The wolves want a recount on the HOA board election and dues votes.

It’s the brick house ( A Brick….Howwwsssee!). No bacon, so y’all gonna have to eat the wolf.

https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U?t=1s

Poll was taken in preparation for the upcoming Democratic Conventions – Sponsored by Tyson Foods, Cargill Meat, Hormel Foods, ConAgra Foods, and other Bacon Lobbyists in hope to gain more pork spending allocations

Ah, Piglet, you must never trust

Young ladies from the upper crust.

For now, Miss Riding Hood, one notes,

Not only has two wolfskin coats,

But when she goes from place to place,

She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELING CASE.

Here’s Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly – https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U

Ha ha! Reminds me of when I was in jail. The inmates liked to watch “Cops” and invariably routed for the cops even when they were demonstrably abusing their victims.

Trolls.