Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 27, 2019

Wet finger nail polish.

As soon as her bat wings are big enough, you will. She keeps checking.

Chicken wing arms?

Either she is drying her fingernail polish or she accidentally used Super Glue instead of her underarm deodorant.

What price beauty!?!? ;o)

Oooh I thought she was checking for “Bingo Arms.”

Right. Like she’s a cartoon or something.

Warm up exercises?

Hot Flash

If she held her hands up and waved like the Queen she’d look a lot more dignified.

And your little dog, too!

Switch to dry deodorant?

Checking for flabby arm skin.

Working out those biceps..

Yet another A&J that I had to read the comments to understand it…. and still don’t

In front of a mirror, I’d go with the flabby-arm interpretation. Many scholars disagree.

Doin’ the funky chicken?

Wouldn’t she need her broom for that?

She hears him before he gets too close and lands first.

Depending on what he’s talking about, that’s probably NOT the best thing to say to your wife!

My wife understood this as soon as she saw it. My grandson gives her a hard time about the loose skin under her arms where muscles used to be.

She isn’t checking if she has flabby arms, she is checking if her bat wings are growing yet. So there.

“Arlo, do these chicken wings make my butt look big?”

I believe that is how Merry Poppkins got started.