FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 19, 2019

quit stalling, boys

“Pheobe”

Don’t do it, boys. Flee! Become hermits. Join the French Foreign Legion. Anything but take that oath. You’ll be doomed if you do.

See; It was a trap after all!

Somewhere, “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” is playing.

Women will be making idiots of you both for most of your life, might as well start now.

As Groucho Marx observed, “I would not want to be part of any organization that would have me as a member.”

Yes, Marcus. “Ultra-top-secret” means no one outside the club will ever know about this.

Does Jason want a cliff to jump or to push?

First they have to get naked and stand in the stagnant pond to swear.

Tell them they can take their club and put it where the sun don’t shine…make it a constellation

When does the star-gazing start!!

…asked the anxious amateur astronomer.