Pickles by Brian Crane for June 12, 2019

oh, that’s helpful, Earl

You share a bed, Earl. Do you really want her letting them grow?

Next time she clips them she’ll aim for your nose.

Overkill Earl ….. Sometimes tis best to stay quite :-)

“Nailed” it Earl!

You’re a big help, Earl!

Earl the statistician.

The question is…at this very moment, WHERE IS IT? EWWWW

Lemme see, here… Toes to nose, ~36". Nostrils, ~1/2" square. Clippers, + or – 15 degrees off horizontal. Carry the 12…. Nope, can’t do it.

But has it come out yet?

I envy her ability to reach her toes…

Now every time I clip my toenails, this is going to be on my mind. Thanks!

If you have an infinite number of people clipping their toenails…..

At least it wasn’t the bird of paradise.

Anyone who has given care to the elderly is aware of the hazards of shrapnail. I admit, I’ve never heard of one going up a nostril, but my eyeglasses have saved my eyes on numerous occasions.

Given any possibility — no matter how improbable — and enough time or events, anything possible must happen.

Just send her to a PEDICURISTEarl!

Yep, it was bound to happen. Just like, statistically, when you flip a coin there’s a non-zero chance that it will end up balanced on edge. Which is the root of the typical college student’s behavior: Heads, we get loaded, tails we get stoned; if it stands on edge we study!