Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 04, 2019

Turns out the one that “needed a brain” was the smartest one!

Gee Wiz, is that how you the Messenger from the Speaker of the House?

Id never did give nothing to the scarecrow, that he didn’t already have.

So that’s where the Wizard landed after he flew out of Oz in that balloon.

“That’s him all over!”

Ha! A wise guy eh?

Wiz is clutching at straws here.

You are not in Oz, Wiz!

Stereotyping. Sad, very sad. It is obvious what he really needs is ignition.

poor Wiz. he can’t catch a break

If stereotyping was such a bad thing, we wouldn’t do it. It’s actually a survival mechanism, and still valid in this modern world.

One star? More like zero stars!

This is like people who are covered with piercings/modifications asking others “What are you looking at?” whose attitude only gets worse when you answer “Apparently Swiss cheese”.If you don’t want attention then why attract it?

the thinner the skin – the more the excuse (or need) – to become a hermit – and live as a recluse.

Fairly articulate for a scarecrow…

Cheer up Whiz, I’ll give you five sliver stars. As for that guy, how’s about a little fire, Scarecrow?! LOL