B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 21, 2019

That might be a good idea.

How about a…flamingo?? In fact, they could have saved two steps by…

Since he is the pilot, he is probably correct.

You can see from the list that he’s already been goosed.

“I feel like we should attach these to some kind of structure first.”

Thus, and COMPLETELY by accident and without intent, the very first feather duster was invented. ;-)

But I’m already using the finest tar La Brae puts out.

I’m fairly certain he got goose-bumps after the flight with goose feathers.

No. I feel You be on a “rail” and being run out of town!

How about wearing dodo feathers, instead of smoking them?

Face it, pal, you are a structure.

Ya think?

Never say ‘die.’ When you launch say A-a-a-a-a-gh instead

Did they think to check the flyability of chickens? Could have been one step saved.

At least he is using glue instead of wax. Just the same I would advise not getting too close to the sun.

Hey! Icarus did it. . .yeah, not a good example. Fuhgeddabout it. Guess we haven’t gotten to “If god had wanted man to fly, he would have given him wings.”

I mean really. What we have here is fashion design, not aeronautical engineering. So, I am thinking the flamingo feathers win.

Should be fine. I don’t see many bruises from the previous attempts.

Well, on the bright side, they may cushion his fall…

Years? ago a comedian [forget his name, happens a lot at my age] had an act Mother Martha’s Barn Door & Flight Co. where 47 pigeons were scotch taped to his arms & jumped off a cliff…

Wilbur and Orville Wright they ain’t.

The invention of plummeting

Eventually they’ll come to the conclusion that flyin’s for the birds.

Jump of a clif

Curses, foiled again. Foil? Wait a minute.

It actually worked but the just got too close to the sun…

Boeing prototype.

Ah, The Flight of Icarus!