My niece who came to live with us while doing an internship in our city claimed to be a vegetarian. My wife and I started to plan what kinds of meals we could prepare for her.
It turns out that by “vegetarian” she meant that the only meat she ate was chicken which made meal planning a lot easier for us. Also she considered pepperoni a vegetable.
This morning the local radio station(CHEZ 106) had a call in feature…If your last meal was the only thing you could eat for the rest of your life, what was it? To please his wife on her birthday the news man’s (Randall Moore) last meal was a veggie burger. He’s definitely a meat eater. His favorite food is KFC. I had to send him this strip!
Not exactly on point, but came across this in a Russell Stover Outlet: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is a salad.
We would have had a different development if brainy carnivores went after us from our first ancestors in the Miocene were in constant fear of such creatures to this day.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh. Well “We” call that “indigestion.”
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
“I hate when I have to pick the bones out of my Caesars salad. They get caught in my teeth.”
Watcher over 5 years ago
Sort of like vegans eating fish, right?
DanFlak over 5 years ago
My niece who came to live with us while doing an internship in our city claimed to be a vegetarian. My wife and I started to plan what kinds of meals we could prepare for her.
It turns out that by “vegetarian” she meant that the only meat she ate was chicken which made meal planning a lot easier for us. Also she considered pepperoni a vegetable.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
This morning the local radio station(CHEZ 106) had a call in feature…If your last meal was the only thing you could eat for the rest of your life, what was it? To please his wife on her birthday the news man’s (Randall Moore) last meal was a veggie burger. He’s definitely a meat eater. His favorite food is KFC. I had to send him this strip!
viking-riverrat over 5 years ago
Humans the other white meat. Got it.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
“I’m going vegan” is the rough equivalent of “I’m going cuckoo”, as far as I’m concerned.
Cerabooge over 5 years ago
Ah, the salad days of youth!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 5 years ago
That would be a turkey salad, n’est-ce pas?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Meat for a vegan? Impossible…
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Vegan—not vegan!
reverendike over 5 years ago
I like a few crunchy cretins on my salad.
Nuclear Nemesis over 5 years ago
Not exactly on point, but came across this in a Russell Stover Outlet: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is a salad.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
We would have had a different development if brainy carnivores went after us from our first ancestors in the Miocene were in constant fear of such creatures to this day.
WayneTurner over 5 years ago
Bernie Sanders (wants to be a leader) has small hands