Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 25, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    I Wonder why?

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Once he used up his fifteen minutes of fame, he was toast!

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What replaced him?

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Poor sliced bread

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Losing out like this really sucks no matter how you slice it!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Well you have to over come your fears and rise to the occasion….

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    rhpii  over 5 years ago

    Since when?

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    waltermgm  over 5 years ago

    It’s his own fault – all he does is loaf around.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Loafter is the best medicine.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you’re right out of the oven, and home or bakery bread, you are still #1 in my book!

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    Vilyehm  over 5 years ago

    Missed the secondary joke there, Mark.

    Shoulda given the shrink a man bun.

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    There was an episode of a Canadian t.v. detective series called Murdoch Mysteries, set in the early 1900s, where one of the characters is wishing it were possible to buy bread already sliced.

    “I always make a mess of slicing bread. If they sold it already sliced, it would be the best thing since… well, I don’t know what.”

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    As a child I was fascinated at the bread slicing machine at the bakery.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sliced bread was first introduced in 1928 by Otto Frederick Rohwedder from Davenport, Iowa, who invented the first loaf-at-a-time bread slicing machine. However, the first record of the idiom is thought to be in 1952, where the famous comedian Red Skelton said in an interview with the Salisbury Times: “Don’t worry about television. It’s the greatest thing since sliced bread”.

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    comicalUser  over 5 years ago

    Sliced bread is soooo great a serving size is only one slice!

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    I bet the full loaf is jealous!

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