No one is ever going to top Groucho Marx’s* “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana,” but that doesn’t mean some of the inferior time jokes can’t be pretty good.
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*Or perhaps not Groucho Marx. We’ll just note that the Web site QuoteInvestigator.com can be every bit the heartbreaker Snopes is.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate
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whahoppened over 5 years ago
Time doesn’t exist. Our minds had to invent it to keep things in order.
RAGs over 5 years ago
Time rushes past while we’re still sharpening our pencils.
Old Girl over 5 years ago
I could understand if jef were trying to stretch a theme and ran out of ideas by late May. Seems time has stopped in MI.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Man fidgets: tempus fugit(s)
JudyAz over 5 years ago
One frog to another while enjoying a meaol: “Time’s fun when you’re having flies.”
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 5 years ago
As the frog says: “time is fun when you’re having flies”
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Reading books teaches you how others organized their thoughts, events, and facts so you can create more believable lies.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
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No one is ever going to top Groucho Marx’s* “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana,” but that doesn’t mean some of the inferior time jokes can’t be pretty good.
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*Or perhaps not Groucho Marx. We’ll just note that the Web site QuoteInvestigator.com can be every bit the heartbreaker Snopes is.
childe_of_pan over 5 years ago
“It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.” -Tom Robbins
“Time flies whether you’re having fun or not, so you might as well have fun.” -Me, as far as I know
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 5 years ago
And of course, time goes by faster and faster the older you get.
tiomax over 5 years ago
It’s all relative.