Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 03, 2019

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    It’s Down, Boy, and the other is ………..…………………………………………………………………….…. errrr, Oh, yes — Memory foam!

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Well, don’t let that keep you down…

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    DJJG  over 5 years ago

    A tiny flash of the old Frank and Earnest!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And then there was the time I went to buy new pillows & I asked the saleswoman why the increase in prices. She replied, “The cost of down is up…”

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    Earnestly Frank  over 5 years ago

    Then there is this old one…

    How do you get down from an elephant?

    You don’t. You get down from a duck.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    [groan]

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    mattro65  over 5 years ago

    That’s like the time I was attending UNLV and went to the Kinkos across the street to electronically transmit a resume. The clerk asked me if there would be anything else and I replied “Just the fax ma’am.” She was too young and it went right over her head.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Looks like Ernie the Dog will be tearing those apart soon… and Frankie will be downright discussed…!

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    It was eider down or another material.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    I’ve had many dogs over the years – and not one has set me up for a punchline!

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Then there was the singer who got tired of everyone asking about her new garment, “Is that a down coat?”

    So she wrote a song… “No, it’s an up coat!”

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