Pickles by Brian Crane for July 12, 2019

Germy Man… huh… sprechen sie Deutsch, Nelson?

Go wash your hands young man!

Thought it was a booger, but it’s snot.

Don’t let Stephan Pastis see this one ! :-)

Not on the doorknobs please!

“Bacteria Boy!

What an imagination Nelson has….now where’s my Cape….

I’m Germyman too, but only on my mother’s side.

what Opal…he didn’t have a handkerchief around, did you want him to sneeze into the open air, possible spreading the germs to you and the dog?

Don’t pet Roscoe

Yeah, but you’re a super VILLAIN!!!

Can hardly WAIT to see your uniform, Nelson. . .

Yep, you can kill people now. But only the children of anti-vaxxers.

Use your power wisely, young Nelson.

Germophobes are probably trying to clean off their monitor.

I worry lots of people all the time … I am allergic to grass!

Just pinch your nose and keep your lips tight!

I have five of these super-powered people in my family. They are called Grand Children – and yes Papa has to defend himself constantly. :)

Move to Berlin, Nelson. Then you’ll be a germy man in Germany, perhaps one germy man among many in Germany.

A walking virus factory.

At least he covered his mouth, Opal. But, on the other hand, you may have just fixed that. Good Job, Granny.

I do neither that, nor in my elbow, nor in my shoulder, nor in my handkerchief, nor in a tissue when driving. The inside of my car is known to cause colds in the State of California.

Face up and sneeze. It’s faster. That’s how Fred nearly wiped out the Mechanical Engineering department at Auburn. (I was only laid up for a single day, but then I’m me.)

Seems Opal hasn’t taught her grandson about hand washing. Or, he could just wipe his hands on his pants as most do.

Gesundheit!

It is all germane to the problem at hand….

Somewhere, Howie Mandel is shaking uncontrollably…

What tissues are for. Blow into them. then throw it away and wash those hands good scrub hard for at least 2 minutes. The only useful anti-bacterial has alcohol in it.

I thought my nose was bleeding, but itsnot!!