FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 28, 2019

They should use Roger’s barbecue to signal aircraft.

Between Roger’s barbecuing skills and Andy’s cooking, it’s a wonder that the kids aren’t skin and bones!

Is Roger any relation to Mr. Ed Crankshaft? Their barbecuing skills seem similar.

I can never get my barbecue to do that. And I’ve tried.

Rare burgers are illegal for burger joints to sell.

That must be the “Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor” model of outdoor charcoal grill.

He’s gonna get first degree burns just from the heat radiation

The well done option came and went a bit too fast

“Who going to call the Fire Department?”

The ones I made always tasted like they had been marinated in lighter fluid…

Between Roger’s BBQ skills and Jason’s experiments, the Fire Department must know the family members personally.

Ah, more anti Father & anti male humor ~continues the “humor” that all adults males are helpless and clueless buffoons

I’m surprised the grill hasn’t melted by now.

Who wants a piece of charcoal?!

I just bought an original Foxtrot strip signed by Amend. So, now what?

“What’s for dinner?”

“Your Father’s grilling.”

“YAY! Pizza!”

Oh, so Roger barbecues just like Andy cooks! Whew, what a family!

Hopefully they’re those vegetable based patties.

Signal or singe ?

Hamburger too much grease, should let BBQ bricks calm down on flame.

Two crewmembers of the orbiting Space Station just passed by a window., One member glances down at the earth, then comments to her colleague, “Roger’s barbecuing again..”

I always wondered if Crankshaft had relatives in other towns / comics. Now I know.

Lol, they’re just so calm when WHEN THERES A FRICKEN FIRE BURNING LIKE CRAZY IN FRONT OF THEM

I have a medium rare Roger!

Well, I don’t think that he’s blasted a grill into Earth orbit yet, so he’s still up on Crankshaft.