Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 08, 2019

It must be coming from the dark web.

Just because his name was Ivan doesn’t mean he’s an alien. From space, that is.

Aha. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected. Phish creatures from outer space!

I bet they could also fix your computer problems.

…the way interstellar exploration pays for itself.

Based on the Phish & Chumps comment I suspect the next instalment either has apes, monkeys or something to do with New Zealand (our across the ditch) cousins.

And he’s from the planet Nigeria where he’s a prince.

And just exactly what are all the non-human characters that have been inhabiting Brewster Rockit up until now, if not aliens?

Refugees or Conquerors!

I’m not as interested in SETI as in STI. That’s more of a long shot.

A message from Space? Better check where the antennas are pointed…..

When Dame Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell discovered the first pulsar, there was a brief moment when astronomers thought we might have been contacted by an alien intelligence, due to the rhythmic nature of the pulses. In fact, the first designation of the objects was LGM-xxx (xxx being a unique number for each object detected). The LGM literally stood for “Little Green Men.”

From an Alpha Centurian prince.

It’s from the Intergalactic Revenue Service (IRS), telling him he owes back taxes and if he doesn’t pay, the Space Patrol is coming with a warrant.

Also, what wine pairs well with humans.

I’ve received e-mails and phone calls asking for my credit card number and other personal info. Just don’t pay any attention to them.

For all we know there are either one or dozens and they may be so esoteric that our own observers could not see it. (They won’t be obvious) or are hidden for fear of discovery be a more advanced and violent race that may exist out there that is super paranoid and genocidal.

They only wish to serve humans because they are good….!