“I had a tanning bed installed just for a situation like this.”
“The dazzling white of the snow is a good reflective even with a low light”
See, Rolands not so dumb after all.
Spray on tan.
Details, details, details! Everyone is picky on details ain’t they?
His tanning lamps run on batteries!
Colorist not helping today.
Hard Hitting Journalism…
From standing in the english rain?
Very good, Hedley. You’re too good for Fox News. You actually have eyes and a brain.
The plot begins to unravel….Woodward and Bernstein cheer from the sidelines…
I had a great tan a week ago. Now it is only what is left of a great tan. Tanning beds are a thing.
So Roland is actually being an investigative reporter.
What is keeping Duke’s cigarette holder from falling out of his mouth?
It’s not tan, it’s rust. Do you have any idea how humid it is when you’re surrounded by snow? Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Looks like “Snowgate” to me…
OMG, is Roland actually doing some investigative journalism? That should be a news story in its own right.
Tan? That’s a tribute to our fearless leader!
I don’t see any tan. They both have the same pale skin tone.
Oops!
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
“I had a tanning bed installed just for a situation like this.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
“The dazzling white of the snow is a good reflective even with a low light”
79nysv over 5 years ago
See, Rolands not so dumb after all.
Watcher over 5 years ago
Spray on tan.
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
Details, details, details! Everyone is picky on details ain’t they?
Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago
His tanning lamps run on batteries!
SKJAM! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Colorist not helping today.
NORTHIDAHO over 5 years ago
Hard Hitting Journalism…
Prey over 5 years ago
From standing in the english rain?
preacherman Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very good, Hedley. You’re too good for Fox News. You actually have eyes and a brain.
gantech over 5 years ago
The plot begins to unravel….Woodward and Bernstein cheer from the sidelines…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I had a great tan a week ago. Now it is only what is left of a great tan. Tanning beds are a thing.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
So Roland is actually being an investigative reporter.
carlzr over 5 years ago
What is keeping Duke’s cigarette holder from falling out of his mouth?
prrdh over 5 years ago
It’s not tan, it’s rust. Do you have any idea how humid it is when you’re surrounded by snow? Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
Looks like “Snowgate” to me…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
OMG, is Roland actually doing some investigative journalism? That should be a news story in its own right.
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
Tan? That’s a tribute to our fearless leader!
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
I don’t see any tan. They both have the same pale skin tone.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oops!