Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 25, 2019

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 5 years ago

    And if he fails, you can eat him!

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    I wonder, where will he be if he doesn’t become prince?

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    Lawrence Israel Premium Member about 5 years ago

    So this young lady is out walking, and in a pond, sitting on a lily pad, is a frog,He says “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a handsome prince”.She does, and he does.She then jumps into his arms, and gives him a great big hug.And he says, “Get away from me, you dirty frog-kisser”.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    Butterfly: “Just remember, you owe me, pal!”

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    The aLUR-Ing butterfly……Eh! I’ll get her to kiss him next time….

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Isn’t that what a certain Presidential Candidate said back in 2016? What did we get? Just another green frog with a dopey grin on his face.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Does anyone eat frog legs any more?

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Hey frog, make sure you don’t use too much tongue in that kiss! Or maybe you should…

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    arnsan42  about 5 years ago

    It’s good to b the Prince

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    BiathlonNut  about 5 years ago

    A talking frog is just as unlikely as a frog turning into a prince when kissed by a fair young maiden.

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    Mediatech  about 5 years ago

    What if the princess turns into a frog?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A dilemma for the frog. Eat the butterfly or take a chance on the lady

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    Zykoic  about 5 years ago

    Ugh! Fly breath!

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    WilliamPennat  about 5 years ago

    Kiss me and you’ll break out in warts….

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    ronmor1  about 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=S4Ah2dxTcWw

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    Bargrove  about 5 years ago

    And then you have a prince that catches flies with his tongue.

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