Herman by Jim Unger for August 18, 2019

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 5 years ago

    Ever seen Caught in Providence? Oh, the excuses for parking, speeding and running red lights. How can one forget having received 12 parking tickets? Excuse – I didn’t receive the summons or somone else was using the car.

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    The Cunning Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Rack up an insane number of. unpaid parking tickets, then sell the car to someone you don’t like. It’s a great gag!

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    Olddog1  almost 5 years ago

    Some people park illegally and take a ticket off another car to make it look like they have already been ticketed. The parson getting the ticket doesn’t know it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve heard excuses before but this is a whopper of a tale! That’ll be 200.00 plus court fees!

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    UlfPeterLangenbach  almost 5 years ago

    Where to draw the line?

    “It wasn’t murder, it was human sacrifice according to an ancient Aztec ritual!”

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    It’s against the law to park in front of one’s home? Didn’t know that was still in effect, except for days set aside for street cleaning – if anyplace still does that. In central VA the problem is other people taking one’s curb space.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    and then he’ll get a restraining order to stay away from Stan Lee.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Religion is bull****” George Carlin.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    I used to say that I never got into fistfights because of my religion. I’m a very devout and practicing coward!

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