Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 23, 2019

With some people it won’t be noticeable.

What the hell? The idiot wrote it in Latin!

Hard to believe such mistakes are made to this day!! I remember several, but not enough room to list them here!!

That must be what happened to trump, but they didn’t interpret the note in time.

My brother and I were talking about phlebotomy and lobotomy just yesterday. Something we were watching brought it up.

Why’s that guy still awake? That doc over there was almost up to opening up his skull.

“Does that mean, no fee?”

Are you sure? Doctors’ handwriting is so hard to read!

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (Thanks to Tom Waits)

Drawing blood and altering a brain are worlds apart…YIKES

One little mistake…

Admit liability with a sincere apology.

Do they even do lobotomies any more?

I dated a phlebotomist once but it didn’t work out. I wasn’t her type.

Ha ha! I remember when that happened to me!

Did I mention that happened to me once?

Ooh! Cookies! nom nom nom

Possibly because it’s a comic strip?

And, most importantly, his insurance doesn’t cover lobotomies!!

Phlebototomy – removing robot phleas?

Medical-Doctor-101 should be penmanship pass-repeat.

This looks like a job for… Dr. Count Dracula!

That’s alright, when we get done he won’t know the difference.

Phlebotomy – so is that mask to suck the phlegm out of his throat?

This really coulda been a “no-brainer”…