Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 03, 2019

“I’ll take the report on this single sheet of paper.”

I hope there are witnesses to the jeweler’s insensitivity, and he gets some negative publicity.

In this case, it isn’t “I can’t breathe” but “I can’t stand!”

Ossifer??? Rufus is drunk. no sober person says Ossifer….

here we go another year long story with the village moron…god I would even settle for a Boog story anyone but this idiot. I used to like Ruus now I cant stand him

I see a diamond for Melba

Ha! All the times this guy bested Skeezix, and Rufus is going to fix his wagon!

I, too, see a BIG (freebie) diamond in Miz Melba’s future.

please, please, please, get rid of this character!

Those people are heartless! Or incredibly stupid, or both!

Cue the ‘Injury Lawsuit Lawyers’ commercials! … Cuz’ after all … They’re ‘For The People’!!! ;)

That’s a “youch!”

I think I understand the “Frank Nelson” stores: They are all on different sides of the same block and share a common back room. Come in the front door and you trip a signal in the back room and the other stores. Thus one unpleasant chap can run four stores and annoy four times as many people.

The way Ruthless mangles the language, he sounds drunk, anyway. Throw the book at him.