Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 21, 2019

Well, it IS a speed bum!

Is this the opposite of “brain freeze”?

And thus a new Christmas song was born: “Larry, The Red-Assed Husky”.

From M*A*S*H, Dr. Sidney Freedman: “Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.”

Stop dragging your ass and get to work.

Ooooooh but it feeeeeels sooo gooood! Woof

They say if you aren’t the lead dog the view never changes. They forget that the folks in the middle can slack off when they aren’t being watched.

practicing to be a salesman???

‘Roid rage!

He’s got that “Butt-scootin’ Boogie”.

…now, wouldn’t THAT really frost you…

He was tired of the view.

Larry has devised the speed scoot.

So that’s how the snow gets brown?

Larry: “Now that really frosts my ass!”

“But it feels sooo gooooood!!!!”

Somewhere, Beavis and Butt-head are having a good chuckle over the comments section here!

Love the expression on Larry’s face!

Frost and foremost, avoid the speed bump.

I live in Northeast Massachusetts… I wish I could do that right now.

That’s one mighty cold rug!