Joan Rivers once said, “you can tell a lot about a male lover by the way they pee. There must be something wrong if they can’t even hit a hole (she mimicks a toilet seat shape with her hands) THAT big…”
I work retail and both Men’s and Women’s bathrooms get trashed daily. Come on people you can flush twice or more if necessary! And use some of the tissue to wipe the seat if you dribble.I won’t touch anything in there (even with soap and water) without some paper between my skin and the door latches and handles, flush bar, paper towel dispenser……
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
As the sign says, “We aim to please. You aim too, please”
rush.diana about 5 years ago
Guys, I have long wondered why is it so hard to keep it in the bowl…just askin’ ;-)
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Well, if it works in bars, why not at home?
chireef about 5 years ago
I’ve seen urinals with stickers of flies in them … fewer splashing
Differentname about 5 years ago
‘We aim to please. You aim too, please’
macky87 about 5 years ago
If I was Joey, I’d be more interested in finding out how my wife knows how to dole out the point totals for each guy.
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
Well, at least she leaves the seat up.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”
Bilan about 5 years ago
That must be Tim.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
This is why a home urinal is a good idea.
ccomebacktour about 5 years ago
TOILET HUMOR !
Gent about 5 years ago
How does she know which one’s which one’s? Does she smell and tell?
Gent about 5 years ago
If only there was a wall shaped urinal. A tree shaped one would work as well.
iggyman about 5 years ago
“Our house is our home, we’re proud of it, and like to keep it neat, so please be kind with your behind and don’t pee on the seat”
pcolli about 5 years ago
But women sometimes pee on the seat!
jel354 about 5 years ago
They might end up competing for who has the lowest score.
nosirrom about 5 years ago
This is so unrealistic. No way would there be any spot on the floor that has zero points.
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m surprised that the roll of toilet paper does not have a number associated with it. How about -100?
jridgeway about 5 years ago
It’s fun to aim at the side and create a whirlpool. Weeeeee!!!!
JaneCl about 5 years ago
Check this out. https://www.hoax-slayer.net/the-fly-in-the-urinal-schiphol-airport-toilet-aim-improvement-technique/
banjinshiju about 5 years ago
There is a reason that you do not use carpet in the bathroom.
CrzyDyeman about 5 years ago
It’s all fun and games until you get it in the eye.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Piss on her. How many points?
Mopman about 5 years ago
What’s most disturbing is she must perform constant DNA testing to do the scoring!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Somebody’s gonna lose points for not changing the toilet paper.
Thehag about 5 years ago
Joan Rivers once said, “you can tell a lot about a male lover by the way they pee. There must be something wrong if they can’t even hit a hole (she mimicks a toilet seat shape with her hands) THAT big…”
I work retail and both Men’s and Women’s bathrooms get trashed daily. Come on people you can flush twice or more if necessary! And use some of the tissue to wipe the seat if you dribble.I won’t touch anything in there (even with soap and water) without some paper between my skin and the door latches and handles, flush bar, paper towel dispenser……
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Still won’t work. The bathroom is on the Death Star.
mgillgannon Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now THAT’S humor.
ElGato about 5 years ago
What a revolting development this has turned out to be!
parkerinthehouse about 5 years ago
Wow this has certainly been tooo much informaaaatioooon
Darryl Heine about 5 years ago
Toilet pong?
Bobbo76 about 5 years ago
Be like Dad, not like Sis. Lift the seat, when you …
JP Steve Premium Member about 5 years ago
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.|"