That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 17, 2019

Even 50 years after Woodstock, the LSD flashbacks come out of nowhere.

Luuk and Emma were fervently praying for Deliverance, because it at least had some decent banjo music.

“Your sacrifice isn’t working. These damn babies just keep coming!”

Tobias and Sarah were told that angles would sing on their honeymoon, but they never expected the dragon tickling part.

“Wearing wings, you looked so grand,

Wearing wi-in-ings.

Do you tape them to your shoulders, just to sing?”

Joni Mitchell, “That Song About the Midway”

Who has a sacrificial altar in their bedroom, that’s what I want to know! Including fire?? (Hate to tell the artist, but said altar appears to be made of wood…this will not end well.)

“Kill the dwagon, kill the dwagon!”

“Tickle-tickle!”

‘Dog Dreams’…..I have to wonder if my dog dreams are like this also.

“I’ll have my dragon well done.”

Tobias and Sarah thought they had found a great deal on a little bed and breakfast for their honeymoon, but the place was infested with these little flying cherub things, ‘breakfast’ was ‘catch of the day’ that the redneck running the places was going to grill right in their room, filling the whole place with smoke. And the dude’s dogs were everywhere.

And Tobias didn’t want to be a racist or anything, but the owner had wings, and it was creepy,

No way they were leaving him a 5 star review.

“THANKS, TERMINIX !!

I know dad said we have to eat what we kill; but these things are a bitch to clean.

Bedside butchering just never caught on.

“Our Honeymoon Suite’s a Delight / silk sheets, champagne, soft firelight/ and, the treat of the suite / is fresh dragon meat/ prepared by an angel, on site !”

Oh Lord, let the Vet Angel save our pet dragon from choking with his rubber ball, we pray you…

“OHhhhhh the bear jumped over the mountain, la la lala laaaaaaaaaaa.. hey, more fire water.. hic.. "

Game of Thrones: The Musical

Oh, lord, help us to decide…roasted or broiled?

^PREPOSTEROUS *. Everybody KNOWS dragons have wings !

Dang, that’s some good weed, burning on the table.

About this time the angel realizes that the dragon is too damn big to fit on their tiny barbecue…

Honey. You didn’t tell me that your pact with God to have the most beautiful singing voice the world has ever heard came with an ever present angel who loves dragon meat sandwiches. Couldn’t you have just gone down to the Crossroads to make a better deal?

Daenarys is going to be SO pissed when she finds out! (Prequel)

On a simple note, I just want to know why anyone would paint such a weird picture.

The wedding night of Tobias and Sarah: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Steen_-_Tobias_en_Sarah_bidden_terwijl_Rafael_bindt_de_demon.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/steen_jan.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=438 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/steen/steen_bio.htm 

https://www.artbible.info/art/biography/jan-havicksz-steen 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/jan-steen 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/s/steen/biograph.html 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/181/jan-steen-dutch-1626-1679/ 

http://www.essentialvermeer.com/dutch-painters/masters/steensbase.html 

https://www.nga.gov/content/dam/ngaweb/Education/learning-resources/an-eye-for-art/AnEyeforArt-JanSteenHendrickAvercamp.pdf 

https://www.artexpertswebsite.com/artist/steen/ 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2013/08/09?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 14 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2245 (July 16, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I don’t know where you learned sex ed, Tobias; but this isn’t how I was taught.

As they say at Hogwarts, “dormiens nunquam titillandus Draco”

st. George the dragon killer, also like dragon burgers, much to the dislike of prince and princess winsome, it stinks up the bedroom they said.

Jan finally had to admit that painting Madonna and Child art was considerably more difficult after dropping acid.