Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2019

I am retired so I do that all the time, inside or out.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

You’re right, it is Summer. I wish I could hibernate from June 1st through September 1st. I’m not outside during the day lying in a hammock, I’m clinging to my air conditioner waiting for September.

Leaves change in October? Because of the heat and the low ammount of rain (thanks, climate change and thanks humanity for causing it) the leaves here have started changing colours in August in recent years.

Must not live in Florida, to hot and humid.

Blanche won’t have to…when they fall all over you and bury you, you’ll know it’s fall!

Does the ghoul take a season-long break too?

Seems like the Wiz has finally found his summer grove.

I’d rather sleep through summer weather an awaken in Autumn time, too!

Yes, Summer. Enjoy the soda, pretzels and beer.

My wife and i like summer the least. the heat just sucks all the life out of what you want to do. we both love the fall.

Three ties, a whip, and a bend, but no knots?

why not just wave the wand and zap the hammock into position?

A beer AND a martini???

Wake me up when September ends.