Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 10, 2019

The goblin shark must live nearly a mile below the bottom of the ocean if the 40,000 feet number is correct.

How did Miss Roberts’ come up with THAT figure in order to keep her grin in pristine condiution?

Yeah, yeah, but is Julia Roberts’ smile able to extend 10 feet per second?

And the goblin sharks’ll get you if you don’t watch out!

^jason troll lover.

Well Superman can make a diamond out of a lump of coal in five seconds. So there!

If it takes a million years for the earth to create coal, what’s the purpose of that hourglass?

So, that shark and Julia have something in common. And it’s not where they live.

You must have forgotten, there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea… Taking that into account, 40,000 feet would be correct!

Cyrano de Sharkerac

What’s this? The day of alternative facts? In laboratories they can make coil in much shorter time (so why would it take this long if the circumstances are right). Goblin shark lives 40000 feet deep? That would be below the lowest known bottom of the ocean…

$30 million? How much for the whole head?

Nothing in BION is correct.

I think the goblin shark has a better smile than Julia

What is her chest insured for?

Watch out for the gremlin sharks, which take apart submarines!

I hope the Earth isn’t paid by the hour…

Yep, a million years. In 999,999 years and 364 days, no coal. As soon as it hits a million years, bang! You’ve got coal.

OOPS. It should read a mile is 5280 feet

Even 4000 feet would mean it lives in the concrete, if you take it literally. It’s 4000 feet below surface.