Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 06, 2019

’twas worth a try

“I didn’t take my Anti-artist pills today”

I have gone through a stupid amount of trouble to get this.

https://www.gocomics.com/ozy-and-millie/2018/06/19

Gocomics really needs to make it easier to find something specific in their archives.

Hey Marigold, try not to freeze, or get stung by bees. Try a grilled cheese, put you at ease. Sleep can also please, it’s one of the keys.

I’d like to that I’ll try that the next time I feel a sneeze coming on, but I know I’ll be too busy crinkling my nose to remember.

Sneeze? Oh, puhleeze!

Gusundheit!

Spontaneous outburst

of poetry? The worst.

I cherish Marigold’s anti-yawn poem:

https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2017/10/15

So this comic was a part / Of an ongoing impart / Of such creative art / That one of such smart / Might use to outsmart / Or implore to depart / In case one might… ***FAAAART***

Yeah, it doesn’t work.

I have a similar poem to make collection agency people go away, but I can’t post it on a family-friendly site.

So the outcome of violent sneezing is rap music…

We need more spontaneous outbursts of poetry. Lots more.

Better you than Florence.

Suppressing a sneeze is easier than coaxing one out, that seems to be hanging onto the end of your nose, but just won’t let go.

That was doggrel.

Unicorngrel!

A foolproof way to stop a sneeze?

Say “Shut up” repeatedly.

No clue why it works, but it does every time.

Stupid!just stupid!

I love mari’s expression in the second panel