Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 12, 2019

THAT explains a lot.

They’re bristling with excitement with these new developments just a whisker away.

I think the back is the safest place for them.

I’ve got em everywhere.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Eeewwww.

…and worse places.

Two more exotic places – hairbrush and floor.

What about chest and legs?

But no-one wants the “private parts”. That’s where the fun is.

“I still have all my hair, I’m just wearing it in different places.” – George Carlin

I want open spaces so I can breath freely…I’ll just stay here…on the head, thanks!

They seem to prefer my ears.

Brilliant.

“My friend Hairy, waxes eloquently about the ear.”

Go to the back you’ll live longer, or get pulled out in the other places.

Toes, don’t forget toes!

Everywhere but the last place.

no, no… Not the ears!

And no one ever told me that it wouldn’t be just the hair on my head turning gray.

They forgot the chin.

I wouldn’t go to the nose, it gets pretty crowded in there.