Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 14, 2011

Yikes! I just lost my innocence!

@comicgos, take my advice. Keep that to yourself or were you found guilty of something.

Is Santa doing boilermakers?

Looks more like Santa is doing rabbits

Sense of humor? That Cupid is sick!

Cupid must have had something to do with this.

I’ll drink to that

It’s Santa by a whisker and the rabbit by a hare.

No, I don’t know what it means but it sounded good at the time.

He sits little kids on his knee and now he’s after a rabbit? Santa has some ‘splainin to do.

Gee, I thought it was some profound theological statement about Christmas and Easter. I don’t know what it was, but I’ll bet it was profound.

So do elves come from easter eggs?

I warned them. That onion story line could only lead to this sort of thing.

I wonder, what wine goes with Peeps?

Where’s St. Patrick? or the Great Pumpkin? or the Festivus Pole (not the one from Warsaw)? ……

Must be in Vegas!

Is this the start of the “Holidays war”?

If only the holiday pounds would stay between the holidays…

I had no idea that Santa was such a party animal. Doing shots and drafts with the Easter Bunny!! You have to wonder what he is really like with the reindeer. No wonder Rudolf has a red nose!!

exchanging tall tales, “…back in ‘06 there was this blizzard…”

Easter candy goes on sale tomorow. Yay!!!!!!