One week in Sunday School, the teacher took a glass of water and a glass of alcohol and put a worm in each one. The worm in the water was fine, but the worm in the alcohol died in a couple of minutes. She asked us what we learned from this. She wasn’t happy when I said “If you drink enough alcohol, you won’t have worms.”
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
Unhappy Hour?
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
I thought you worms crawled into the bottles.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Earth worms hate Tequilla.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
So why aren’t the bottles still full?
WilliamMedlock about 5 years ago
So why is the sign in the window backwards when seen from the outside?
Lakegal about 5 years ago
Hey bartender, hold this for me!
Dacker Premium Member about 5 years ago
I don’t get it.
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
See, see what happens when you ban straws
Otto Knowbetter about 5 years ago
One week in Sunday School, the teacher took a glass of water and a glass of alcohol and put a worm in each one. The worm in the water was fine, but the worm in the alcohol died in a couple of minutes. She asked us what we learned from this. She wasn’t happy when I said “If you drink enough alcohol, you won’t have worms.”
Daeder about 5 years ago
Not even mescal?