Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 24, 2019

It’s probably better for him to think that. The skeptic thing is all he’s got.

What could possibly happen if you contract troll cooties?

That unicorn deserved cooties.

The Unicorn version of a flat-earther. Facts are worthless with someone who denies fact.

I doubt I’d forget that moment either.

Well, humans can be trolls, so I guess I can see why he’s confused.

That’s the spirit, Phoebe, better to be a troll than literally nothing

Just a different type of troll cooties than you already carry Mr Eremurus Crystalline Fetlocks.

Little steps.

Made a comment about Ferny having an unexplained bit of jealous on the previous page.

Now the poor thing will definitely feel.

This scenario applies to so many things in life. Seeing is definitely not believing. I don’t have to see God to know he is there. Jesus Christ lived and walked among the Jews but they did not believe in him though he was right in front of them. I suppose if you have made up your mind about something, and don’t have an open mind/heart, you will never believe in anything that does not fit in your little belief box.

Well…you did succeed in making him look like even more of a dork on the internet than before, making him openly claim to have troll cooties and all that.

I mean, that’s going to look SOOOOO credible against all the other serious arguments whether or not humans exist or not no doubt filling that message board.

I wonder what he would say if they went on a stroll through the streets. I’d think that one would be tough. But then, we humans have flat earthers and space deniers…

One could argue that Phoebe was trolling Eremurus when she licked him.

Any psychosomatic symptoms?

HUMAN COOTIES, not TROLL COOTIES!

Cool! Phoebe is part of someone’s adventure story!

At least he now believes she’s real! :)