Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2019

Would that be peachy keen?

What is he hoping to uncover? The plot to pass off apples as oranges?

And now Officer Grape, please step into this tanning booth for your assignment to the SunMaid factory…

Secret agent peach, secret agent peach

They’ve given you a waxing, and taken away your fuzz.

Even if everybody else is jealous, he secretly hates getting the plum assignments.

He likes being known as The Fuzz.

Very similar to painting a white face in black and hoping it won’t stand out.

if peaches feel pain, I have to admit I tortured and devoured two peaches yesterday.

I hang my head in shame

Ouch! Never again!

I once worked with a man that actually got sick to his stomach to just see someone eat a peach without peeling it.

Nectarines and peaches are the same thing. They can even grown on the same tree.

Oranges and mandarins, on the other hand, are different from each other.

He is going to go where no mango before.

The thickness of peach fuzz to the peach is the same as the ratio of the atmosphere to the earth. Just sayin. Anyway, wax on, wax off.

Just to warn you, in a few days, it’s really going to itch!

Gonna need some cream after this.

Wax on, fuzz off.

very funny comic.

Ick. Waxed fruit.

That’s dedication to the job! It would be less painful to wax to go in drag.