And always remember this: our purpose is to make money for ourselves. We don’t care about customers, environment, or workers except to the degree that the law makes us. Otherwise, their only purpose is to make us money.
and if you have a male bovine, relabel and sell the end product as fertilizer at a 100% markup. Or to quote William Vanderbilt "The public (interest) be damned! I’m working for my stockholders! (probably held the majority of the stock himself)
Hire undocumented workers for sub-minimum wages in your lemonade factory. Don’t worry about the Feds. When they raid your business and haul away the trabajadores, you won’t be fined, and just one call to your friendly, neighborhood coyote and you’ll have a fresh batch of slaves…er…workers, in no time!
Gent about 5 years ago
Now that’s a good business advice!
enigmamz about 5 years ago
I would first think he must either be in the cola or pizza businesses, but they actually have MORE markup than that, so….
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
Don’t be a dunderhead. Hire people at minimum wage to do it for you and make twice as much!
cdward about 5 years ago
And always remember this: our purpose is to make money for ourselves. We don’t care about customers, environment, or workers except to the degree that the law makes us. Otherwise, their only purpose is to make us money.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 5 years ago
and if you have a male bovine, relabel and sell the end product as fertilizer at a 100% markup. Or to quote William Vanderbilt "The public (interest) be damned! I’m working for my stockholders! (probably held the majority of the stock himself)
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
A depiction of congressional members advising their kids on life…I know what he can do with that cigar…
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
The McDonalds Rule: Charge $1 for every 18 cents of content.
Linguist about 5 years ago
Hire undocumented workers for sub-minimum wages in your lemonade factory. Don’t worry about the Feds. When they raid your business and haul away the trabajadores, you won’t be fined, and just one call to your friendly, neighborhood coyote and you’ll have a fresh batch of slaves…er…workers, in no time!
sandflea about 5 years ago
Daddy teaching Barron his first life lesson.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
Words for the automotive industry to live by.
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
“The absolute best is a government contract, then he sky is the limit.
TheLetterista.com about 5 years ago
This one again? Booo.