Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 21, 2019

there goes the Earth… better not destroy the universe next, Lio

Oops and worse, he’s out of gum now.

Available at Walmart and other fine retailers.

I was wondering where the planet went to this morning!!

Oh well … there won’t be any problem finding room for that intergalactic highway now.

When they say atomic, they mean ATOMIC!

Wait, that’s not even possible! Chuck Norris should still be there.

If only it really did live up to its name.

“KRUMP”…cracks me up…

I claim this planet in the name of the Earth!

Ehhh…big deal…

♫Every little nest needs a bird…POP Goes the World!♫

At least this time he doesn’t appear to have destroyed the planet on purpose.

Putin will deny it happened and shut down the monitoring agencies.

That could have been a genuine Slim Gaillard Atomic Cocktail!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lzpx0ZJmY4

Have you noticed that the word ‘epicenter’ begins with ‘epic’?

Suppose it came to be known that a device to blow up the whole planet could be assembled from materials in most home kitchens. Suppose someone posts it on the internet. How long between the post and oblivion?

The legendary Atomic Fireball candy, compose almost entirely of sugar and corn syrup… plus cinnamon for flavor and, oh my God, capsicum for heat. Arrived in the world in 1954, nine years after that little number on Hiroshima. Not too soon, apparently.

Oops. Sorry, Dad. He heh. Guess we’ll have to start over….

Clearly needs a warning label.