Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 19, 2019

♫Dressed up like a million dollar trooper♪

♪All dressed up to look like Gary Cooper♫

Young Frankenstein…Puttin on the ritz.

I googled “Whines like Meyer” and all I found were videos about Trump.

When does the world end? I think I’m ready.

‘dances like a chicken imitating a horse’. That is extremely accurate

I dance like Sonny Corleone at the causeway tollbooth.

Actually what you want to see is “Dancing in the streets” without the music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc

You’re welcome folks.

“I don’t think the song is about his dance moves. More like his sexual moves.”

“And how would the singer know about those?”

“…I can think of a few possible ways.”

“Any of them good?”

“Nope.”