B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 01, 2019

By the time they get to the girls, they figure they’re a mirage too.

If Thor drank some of the juice from the cactus, his mirage’s would be more meaningful and he’d be floating away.

Location, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_brUzofIks

Told ya, you should have opened a Starbucks!

You need a cheesy recording of “Turkey in the Straw” playing at unreasonably loud levels in order to attract customers .. that’s how ice cream treat vendors do it.

Cavemen got lemonade stands!

Never ass/u/me

It’s patterning 101 for humans. Have a person perform a two similar actions twice and the third time will become automatic. Commuter turns left twice at the same corner, third time the act barely registers in his/her conscious. Show child how to put pants on standing up with left leg first, and the pattern is set for life. Ad infinitum.

I know a way, ladies… ☺

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The rest of the time it’s crap shoot.

What “magnify glass?”

Those would be hallucinations rather than mirages, which are reflections of real things. Mirage water is a reflection of the sky. Many years ago we were driving on I-8 in Southern Arizona toward San Diego when we saw a large mesa ahead. As we approached we could see it had an hourglass shape, and the closer we got the smaller the waist got until it separated into two objects. It was a hill with a mirage in the still air above it. Spooky!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYhruUQpr7k

Giving up just before success. How many have done that over the centuries?

Girls you need a poster written ‘this ain’t a mirage ’ for people to stop by.