That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 30, 2019

Brunette to blonde:

Stop staring there!

Belle had so much hair down there that she was able to use it as a cover up.

“Geez, I thought you said it was WARM!”

“I meant onshore.”

Did you see where I put my glasses everything’s rather blurry!

More precisely, pointillists.

Mmmm, pointilism, my favourite school of painting.

Tell me where you hid my clothes, you hussy; I don’t want to get a wrong impressionist!

“That belly button ring is hypnotic”

“The drapes really do match the carpet!”

Where’s the focus knob on this thing???

You need to get a new phone. This camera is AWFUL!

When you saw he was painting with dots/ you thought this a work of Seurat’s/ but it’s just Petitjean/ who’s almost unknown/ a Seurat, it (sadly) is not.

Damn these cataracts!

“Clearly”, the invention of photography, and later motion pictures, were two huge steps forward for the porn industry.

Her comment was spot on.

Yeah, I tried wearing one of those topless swimsuits once. Almost drowned.

The early stages of censorship. First the breasts are blurred out, then the bare tush is covered, and before you know it the ladies will be replaced with salamanders.

Why is everything so fuzzy? And indistinct?

She was starting to see why there were warnings about the brown acid.

“Wow, I didn’t know you were hermaphrodite!”

“Yes, the shrooms were good, but the peyote - wow!”

How are we doing, Prissy? Do you think we’ll be fappable? I think they’ll be fapping in spite of the sorta bluriness. Trust me, they will fap.

Women Bathing: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hippolyte_Petitjean_-_Femmes_au_bain.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/petitjean_hippolyte.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=177 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/hippolyte-petitjean/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/p/petitjea/biograph.html 

https://www.hippolytepetitjean.com/us/us/home-hippolytepetitjean.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2276 (August 29, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

You say this happened to you because you went swimming with boys?

AT LAST! Artist Petitjean had found HIS niche in the art world. Now he didn’t have to worry about how bad his portraiture was, or his inability to draw fruit!

Prime example of the quality of most pictures taken with phones.

True story … I’m waiting for my new glasses to be finished and when I first glanced at today’s TAP, I thought: “Damn, I really do need new lenses!”

I get TAP in my email and read it before going to GoComics in the mornings, and today I was a bit fuzzy.

I’m not feeling like myself today…so fuzzy…just can’t focus.

Seems like a rather pointillist discussion.

Petitjean named this ‘Painting While Having a Migraine’.

Nothing to see there.

glencinda, not wanting to have her girlfriend see that she was a mermaid, kept her bottom half covered till she could slip into the water unnoticed. but Cindy’s body was mesmerizing.

the inspiration for the line “if i said you have a nice body would you hold it against me”…

The voyeur spied on them through frosted glass hoping not to attract their attention.

Early dot matrix printer set at 16 dpi.

Looks like every photo of Bigfoot and Nessie ever taken.

You taken the day off?