Garfield by Jim Davis for November 09, 2019

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Irma, hasn’t it?

Better ask for just eggs, toast, bacon, and hash browns (of course, better hope the eggs aren’t guinea fowl and the bacon from Jon’s uncle Waldo’s warthog farm).

Bad taco

Do you know another diner that makes you sign a waiver?

Meanwhile, in risk management . . .

https://youtu.be/zyet9fPS24k

Is there a doctor in the restaurant?

Mmm, I could go for a triple bypass breakfast burrito.

Welcome back Irma! and… sign me up, Dear!

Would you get our Luxury-Stroke-Quadruple-Coffee or our Instant-Diabetes-Giga-Soda to go with it ?

It’s so nice to see Irma again.

If that is breakfast, image the lunch waiver

That burrito is going to kick Jon’s stomach.

“Be sure to wear dark pants….”

:0

Already had the triple-bypass 3 years ago. I’ll stick to my oatmeal breakfast now, thank you.

Man, it’s been a long, long time since Jon and Garfield visited Irma’s diner!

“I’ll stick to the not-so-special, thank you very much”!

Check, please!

I don’t get it…

Please, let’s see more of Irma – she’s great!

A deli by my old job sold a “THING” – bacon, sausage, fried onion, swiss cheese on buttered roll. I miss that.

Anything in that wavier about the colon?

Better have Asbestos toilet paper,Jon ;)

I’m in. Pico & verde, thank you.

Heart attack grill eat your heart out

Nice to see Irma again after such a long time.

Just don’t order any Blue Berry pie while stopping at Jack PotNevada -Cactus Pete just about ruined a hunting trip for us…..

I’ve seen a few “Buffalo wings” restaurants that have a waiver if you get one of their hottest sauces.

I’ve always assumed it was a marketing gimmick. I’m pretty sure the only part that would actually be enforceable would be the “no money back if you don’t like it” clause.

Sometimes it’s good to be a cartoon character.

Anywhere you get your name and photo on the leader board when done, like the ‘Off The Wall’ diner in Queensland’s MegaDeath Burger.

Let that be a red flag to those who continue to throw caution to the wind.

This one reminds me of a project I did in grad school. I listed descriptions of popular words/phrases, and asked people to identify the words/phrases.

For “a burger with all the toppings”, one person said a “double bypass burger”. My favorite of all the responses.

Nice to see Irma again, too … as TheLivingink said.

Challenge accepted.

Aka, heart attack burrito of doom

see irma did wear glasses

I wonder how spicy that is