Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 07, 2019

You’ve obviously just been buying the wrong clothes. How is it that you buy so many clothes that just go to charity?

I’ve always wondered that, Aunty.

You’re a woman, Aunty. Nothing more to it.

Have you checked Walt’s closet?

We can start with the shoes. Archaeologists in a future era will unearth a typical American house and look in the closet and conclude that the male of the species was bipedal and the female of the species was centipedal.

I bought all of the clothes I have myself, yet nearly nothing fits.

Yeh…they keep getting smaller! ;o{

Since a LOT of the clothes are made for pencils. . .

I despise shopping; it is not fun! I did have to buy new Nikes in 2014 and that was the last time I shopped! :-)

Because you’ve worn everything at least once.

I just never seem to have the RIGHT thing to wear. I just tossed a lot of clothes due to a move to a new apartment. I’ll go with that for a year or two of excuses for now….

If she didn’t wear things once and take them back to the store, she might have more clothes.

’cause you bought them too small???

Hey, I always have something to wear!

Reach into the closet and grab a tshirt, put on jeans in cool weather or capris in warm/hot weather or shorts if I’m staying home. If I need to go out, I have socks and either sneakers or crocs (1 pair of each).

What more do you need? (Not including underwear, of course).

Being retired due to disability stinks, but it certainly simplified my wardrobe necessities.

I have at least 4 pair of Sweat pants and a couple dozen T-Shirts.

What more do I need?