The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 21, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Surely this has happened before…

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 14 years ago

    Insert those two hooks on each end of the toilet paper roll………..and do what you gotta do.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    That’s why they say “Arrrr!” and walk funny.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 14 years ago

    Reminds me of Edward Scissorhands . I always wondered how he went to the bathroom.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    How’d he get his pants down?

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    Kingoswald Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Takes the glamour out of it a little!

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    osceola  almost 14 years ago

    That’s what mates are for.

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    corzak  almost 14 years ago

    That’s what bidets are for …

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    oh cabin boy! I have a job for you!

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    dennieh  almost 14 years ago

    Ah, S**t!

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 14 years ago

    Brushing his tooth is no day at the beach, either.

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    pathamil  almost 14 years ago

    Speaking of handling things, the handle is on the wrong side of the toilet.

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    Totalloser Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    nighthawks - Cabin Boy one of the worst movies ever made!

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    syke34  almost 14 years ago

    Aye, matey you do have a problem

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    Charmin can handle it, as long as it’s the Blue. Then again, he might need the Red for comfort.

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    cheetahqueen  almost 14 years ago

    Pirates got flushing toilets!

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    craigwestlake  almost 14 years ago

    According to legend, this is how Captain Hook died…wiping with the wrong hand…

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    PaStark Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Hey Hillbillyman, every time Edward scissorhands goes to the bathroom, he circumcises himself.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Edward Scissorhands was a robot and didn’t need the bathroom.

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