Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 22, 2011
Transcript:
Zipper: Overkill? Dude, hang up - he'll trace the call! Jeff: Yo, he called me. Overkill: Here's the deal, kid... you owe me - $50 million to be exact. Plus interest. But if you pull of this extraction, we'll be square. You in? Jeff: I dunno, Mr. Overkill. The mission sounds pretty dicey. Overkill: For an ordinary man, yes. For the Red Rascal, I like the odds. Zipper: Ha! Use the Rascal's power for evil? Forget it! Jeff: Can I take a sidekick?
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Shut up, Zipper …
Francine Long almost 14 years ago
And so it begins.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
That’s one way of killing two with one extraction.
tedsini almost 14 years ago
Zipper’s going? Talk about bringing a one-legged man to an a**-kickin’ contest.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Sidekick? Is Red Rascal about to do a Green Hornet?
randgrithr almost 14 years ago
Wait till Zipper finds out what they grow over there. ;-7
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Tune in tomorrow, same Rascal time, same Rascal station
cdward almost 14 years ago
Red Rascal just wants someone to push in front of him when the shooting starts.
Wildcard24365 almost 14 years ago
cdward:
Well, yeah…
Potrzebie almost 14 years ago
Hmm, sounds like two American kids go hiking in the hills of a conflict zone only to walk in a Fundametalist country and get captured for espionage.
By the way, what kind of kids go hiking in conflict zones?
txmystic almost 14 years ago
Relax everyone…the brains have arrived…
heeyuk almost 14 years ago
Blue Boob….er…Bandit.
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
I can see it now…
This is a job for…THE RED RASCAL…and his trusty sidekick…THE PURPLE PEST!!!
Can’t wait to see Zipper in his costume…
Eat your heart out, Bill & Ted!
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Every Superhero has his sidekick! Go get the job done, Red Rascal.
Maybe I should say “Git ‘er Done!”
Poiled almost 14 years ago
Its a ghost mission
woowie almost 14 years ago
You hit it on the target, Potrzebie! But, now if they can just get another ten to go along with them there will be twelve!
junco49 almost 14 years ago
The thlot pickens as fools rush in where idiots fear to tread.
It’s really annoying that now I have to decide whether to hope for the safety of a creep like Jeff or the life of of a double creep like what’s his name. OOOO maybe we will lose both of them.
Alabama Al almost 14 years ago
What I’m wondering about is how Jeff and (maybe) Zipper is going to control an arrogant a-hole like Bmzklfrpz once they meet up with him. I can’t imagine Bmzklfrpz being anything but less than cooperative simply because it’s Jeff and Zipper trying to run the operation.
Nemesys almost 14 years ago
Al, don’t forget that this operation isn’t being run by Jeff and Zipper… he’s being rescued by the Sorkh Razil. I’m sure that Bmz has heard of him, and he’ll probably fall on his knees in relief once he and his “Yellow Rascal” sidekick appear. Only after will he get to know them.
BigDog00 almost 14 years ago
My first thought:
Oh Sh*t !
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Just be clear, the mission is to extract $50 million. If you can get it & shed the baggage it’s attached to…
FriscoLou almost 14 years ago
No despot recovery too tough for the Red Rascal and the Lil’ Scamp, Bmz… today, Gaddafi tomorrow, and Scott Walker later in the week.
As usual though, Trudeau ignores the big stuff, like. What does it take for Lohan to violate probation?
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
@woowie, yes, if you add ten more you get a dozen. But if you add only seven more (must all be males), you get a minyan!
If you don’t know what that is, ask any reasonably knowledgeable Jew.
jeanne1212 almost 14 years ago
Hmmmmmm…. 2 stoners with one stone?? Odds sound about right.