Monty by Jim Meddick for September 19, 2019

What’s wrong with “see a man about a horse”?

This is the true story, right?

“I have to tinkle.”

“I have to go relieve myself.”

“I have to use the bathroom.”

“I need to freshen up.” (Usually women use that one)

“I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Most everyone in USA has seen a toilet. But they wouldn’t show one on TV for years. Weirdness.

Oh GOD those salty snacks can really make a person feel SO much better…

I refer you to yesterday’s comment. Wet Dry shop vac.

like the famous song sang says:“Hit the pot, jack, time to get back, get back, get back”

Gotta Wee-wee!

I didn’t think much of anything was censored anymore. Surprise!

The female version “powder my nose”.

Hmm…I didn’t know “P” was a curse letter.

I predicted this!!! OK, who didn’t??

Love how the comics censors have virtually the same face, only one is a crusty old man and the other a crusty old woman. Noses and glasses are slightly different. Not much else.

“Visit the water hole?” “Lose 5 lbs?” “Desaturate?” “Empty the weasel?”Anything, ANYTHING but “Gotta pee.” Cos… peeing is shocking to everyone, right? ;D

So talking about drinking beer is ok, but talking about using the restroom isn’t? alrighty, then lol

…get another beer…

There was a bar in the town where I grew up called Ptomaine Ptommy’s. I asked my dad how it was pronounced, and he explained that the “P” was silent, like in swimming.

How ’bout “raise the leg” or “flush the hydrant”?

Silly old Comics Censors! We all know what Moonie needs to do, no matter how much you alter the script!

I need an urgent haircut.