Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2011

Do they come with a warranty?

Hey buddy, how about a genuine Rolex for $20 ? It only costs $400 every two years for cleaning and adjustment.

Thanks, but no thanks!

I’ll swap you for some ocean front property in Kansas.

I got a Romex. It’s great, except all the numbers fell off….

The Rolex is faked so much because it’s the watch of choice for all the posers. Individuals of discernment have a TAG-Heuer.

I want a pocket watch I can take out with great show at Mass, look at, shake, look at, pound on the pew and hold high and look at again. God then gives the preacher inspiration.

No, no, no! He knocked off someone and took the watch. So basically, it’s an estate sale.

I think my iPhone is counterfeit. It says “Made in the U.S.A.”

All I can say ak4mc is, “OUCH!” The truth can really hurt.

Can’t accuse him of false advertising…..

How much are the workers getting paid?

Be grateful to the Chinese sweatshops. Along with computerization and two-income families, they are responsible for keeping the American standard of living afloat the last 20 years.

And they benefit Chinese girl-babies who are no longer put out on hillsides to die because now they can get factory jobs and help support the family. Sweatshops are a stage backward economies go through on their way to prosperity.

Lewdreader, you are blessed to have a priest. You should listen to what he is saying & quit worshiping your “schedule” and you’ll be surprised how God can inspire YOU.

Yukoner, My son-in-Law is in the Coast Guard stationed in Kansas.

And at a fraction of the cost!

Does it “sound better” when an expensive watch tells you what time it is? The time on my Timex is the same time as on that Rolex.