Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 16, 2021

Gene could trim it off even with the ground and tell everyone that it is a topiary Harvey.

One little clip, is all it took.

Hare cut.

Cut off the arms and tail, spray paint pink stripes on it and ta da! an Easter egg……no?

Gene messes up all the time.

It’s OK, it’ll grow back in 20 yrs or so.

Maybe he could shape it into something else … like a penguin …

or a chick (like going from Easter Bunny to an Easter Chick (a Peep?)

Funny thing is, Gene was trying to sculpt a dog to scare the bunnies away from the garden…

Donnie Darko topiary?

So much for that hobby, now on to bonsai.

Gene Scimitar Hands

No, NO, NO!

Not the BUNNY!

(…sob…)

Suddenly, Gene feels like Henry V111!

Kill the wabbit…

Be some on Ballard St that will be grateful. Atticus was sickeningly ostentatious about his garden. Teach him to hire second rate arborist though.

Gene splicer?

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I have seen lop eared bunnies but not a lopped head bunny! ;o{

Oh! Heartbreak…

On the plus side, it scared all of the gophers away.

Just think of it as payback, for the Killer of Caerbannog.

It’s O.K., Halloween is coming… headless horseman.

Gene, how could you?

”Just a little off the top, please, Mr Barber…”