Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 09, 2021

Harald’s medication need’s to be adjusted.

Some wallpaper is like that.

It’s moving, Harald. See it’s running right out the door….let me get you a cup of tea and we’ll call the nice men in those white suits. You’ll like them.

If those deer start moving towards you, it’s time to head to the Tiki room.

… and if the wallpaper IS moving, “who you gonna call”?

Everything is fine, Harald. Just have another glass of eggnog.

I was stunned by the Arabic eye chart at my eye doc. He changed it for me……

Mushroom pizza for breakfast?

Modern version of a cave painting.

Will Harald ever get used to his new projection TV…?

Not about wallpaper, but most interesting:

https://imgur.com/gallery/fRqqjvR

“Doctor says he’s coming, but you gotta pay him cash.”

Who picked the wall paper in the first place?

Several years ago, I thought I kept seeing a “figure” in my peripheral vision. I don’t know what was causing it, but it didn’t happen all the time, and it only lasted a few months…

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Not to worry Harald.. just go to bed. This happens to lots of men after a few drinks. And not that it applies to you Harald but it happens to women as well, so I’ve heard.

How much “Christmas cheer” did you add to your coffee?

With closely spaced repetitive wallpaper patterns I get the “going 3-D” effect when I relax my eyes. :)

Herp

Harald, the wallpaper is moo-ving. Can you hear it?