Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 25, 2023

Electric shock collars are on sale this week at Al’s Deli and Pet Supplies.

He’s trying to do canine poetry, but it is just doggerel….

What a great image. It’s funny even without the caption.

As if lifting his leg on the couch wasn’t enough….

Bob’s going to be exiled to the doghouse.

Joyce may need to flea.

He has lived his canine life, now he needs to come home.

Joyce is a little cranky now..

Who puts the Bob out? Who, who, who, who, who?

Joyce puts the Bob out. That’s who, who, who, who, who.

I need a Joyce in my home

A rolled up newspaper should do the job.

Just threaten him to be neutered.

Joyce’s finger is pointing to the nearest insane asylum!

Her next move will be to research shock collars.

Bad dog, no biscuit

Don’t be hasty Joice, this could be lucrative and you do need the money. Probably won’t be needing to practice so much in a month or so. You will need to keep an eye on him though and if he starts hump*ing your leg put an immediate stop to it.

I don’t understand why Joyce gave Bob the megaphone. Wasn’t he loud enough before?

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

sometimes you have to wonder what drugs Jerry’s on

This looks like it is already a K10 situation. :)

When Bob began incessantly scooting in front of dinner guests, Joyce began planning the intervention.

Quick Joyce, crank the mouth shut and pull out the crank!

She’s barking up the wrong tree!!!

Send the old boy to the doghouse, literally.

Joyce should have never let him up on the couch.

So, he’s Bob Barker.