Martin honestly believed he was a Martian. Please turn off all electronic devices during take off…
Will he ever make it home in that rig?
Odds are 5 to 7 that he will be down at the Ballard St. Trauma Center and Pet Shop at dinner time.
his wife’s cooking is that bad, eh?
Martin experienced “rapid unscheduled disassembly”.
No wings and no wheels. Which way is he planning on going?
He will probably get a tasty I.V. drip at the hospital.
He won’t be home for dinner, but Martin will be getting his just desserts in 5, 4, 3,…
Do you know what really burns my a$$? A rocket strapped to my back
Love his combo wind sock and anemometer. That ought to work as well as most things on Ballard Street.
Maybe his heavenly home if he lights up that rocket.
Good morning Balladeers!
To boldly go where no man has gone before .
He should get at least an Honorable Mention at the next Darwin Awards…
But he will have a fine rump roast!
He’ll get a big bang out of this!
Or breakfast.
Martin is much more concerned with launch than dinner.
Game, set, match.
Ever!
…depending on the wind direction.
Martin was later nicknamed Judge Crater by explosives experts.
Martin will never be back this way in this lifetime.
His wife should never have let him strike out on his own.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
Martin honestly believed he was a Martian. Please turn off all electronic devices during take off…
marilynnbyerly almost 2 years ago
Will he ever make it home in that rig?
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
Odds are 5 to 7 that he will be down at the Ballard St. Trauma Center and Pet Shop at dinner time.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
his wife’s cooking is that bad, eh?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Martin experienced “rapid unscheduled disassembly”.
Bilan almost 2 years ago
No wings and no wheels. Which way is he planning on going?
Judeeye Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He will probably get a tasty I.V. drip at the hospital.
-Saint- almost 2 years ago
He won’t be home for dinner, but Martin will be getting his just desserts in 5, 4, 3,…
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Do you know what really burns my a$$? A rocket strapped to my back
rhpii almost 2 years ago
Love his combo wind sock and anemometer. That ought to work as well as most things on Ballard Street.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Maybe his heavenly home if he lights up that rocket.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member almost 2 years ago
To boldly go where no man has gone before .
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
He should get at least an Honorable Mention at the next Darwin Awards…
mokspr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But he will have a fine rump roast!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
He’ll get a big bang out of this!
Alberta Oil almost 2 years ago
Or breakfast.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Martin is much more concerned with launch than dinner.
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Game, set, match.
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ever!
AdornsLife almost 2 years ago
…depending on the wind direction.
ÂŻ almost 2 years ago
Martin was later nicknamed Judge Crater by explosives experts.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Martin will never be back this way in this lifetime.
chinadad99 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
His wife should never have let him strike out on his own.