Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 21, 2023

nice sport

Real buttons and buttonholes, not snaps. This is going to be tricky!

His own pocket universe

He should switch to Velcro.

Ironically, he can never find his keys.

Famous author of Perry’s Pocket Guide to Pockets

And that’s why Perry never gets waited on at the Ballard Drug and Ladies Lingerie Shoppe. By the time he finds which pocket contains his money, his aspirin expired and the girdles have lost their snap.

I bet he likes to button the pockets, too

If you have an hour, ask him about his pocket square collection.

Perry simply adores his Popeil Pill Organizer Shirt™.

That’s a lot of pockets, Perry.

He got a badge for the fastest pocket opener when he was in the scouts!

Perry picked a peck of pretty pockets…

He’s a retired pick pocket……staying in practice!

Good morning Balladeers!

It’s more fun if they are not your own pockets. :)

Perry’s dexterity is something to see. His unbuttoning talent is legendary with the Button Pocket Fanciers Fellowship.. The BPFF. He just broke his own record undoing 20 pocket buttons in 20 seconds That’s a button every second guys. Wow! Now that’s impressive. Wish I could do that, amazing.

That’s a cool shirt . I want one .

Perry’s preference for pretty and practical pockets comes from his pocket picking parents, Percival and Penelope.

Imagine what it would cost to outfit him with pocket protectors…

And when Perry masters that, he can move on to pocket pool!!!

You make me laugh out loud EVERY TIME!!