Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 07, 2023

for Heaven’s sake, Marcus. We have eye hygiene that we’re trying to maintain

Scooter wants to know if he can come in too, before Spike and Phideaux see him in that get up.

Too late.

The talk of town

Eunice always suspected his kilts were a gateway garment.

Marcus has always been a social trendsetter.

The shoes (& socks) really complement the outfit!

But he just came out!

She knew he was " this way" at the wedding. His dress was prettier than hers.

Eunice wants to wear that dress. Go find your own, Marcus. And tell Scooter that his dress looks ridiculous on him. Her polka dot shift is more his style.

“You’re scaring the neighbors and attracting strangers.”

“We mustn’t put our little secrets on display.”

How can Marcus be an exhibitionist from inside the house?

There’s something you don’t see every day, a pipe smoker.

Good morning Balladeers!

What? And spoil his fantasies?

Marcus , who’s your tailor ?

Marcus goes from dressing up to dressing down…

Almost Marcus but the shoes and the pipe give you away.

And bring the dog in with you!

There’s nothing wrong with sharing wardrobes to save money.

When you’re a Florida Democrat and have heard that DeSantis is thinking of moving into your neighborhood.

Marcus got into Eunice’s closet.. again. It’s been an ongoing problem ever since that costume party at the Ballard St Senior Center where Marcus won first prize.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…

Please go inside. Before the Google Earth car comes byu.

Stop vamping for the neighbors.

Not only is she embarrassed, she hates the idea that the dress looks better on him.

I see it was the dog’s turn to wear the hat. :)

marcus is dressed for success. it’s the wingtips that really make the ensemble…

Maybe he could have pulled it off if he’d been the one wearing the hat.

The outfit might work for Marcus, but it doesn’t do anything for Scooter.

What about Daphne? Doesn’t Marcus get credit for curating her outfit as well?