Visitors get a kick out of Big Tony opening the front door for them, taking a suspicious look around inside, and then letting them enter, all the while with his right hand inside his coat ready to grab a (perceived) weapon.
I’ll have to try that with guests from time to time.
Last Rose Of Summer, I’ll bet it would go over really big in your house, too. {^¿^}
Unfortunately, his property is that weedy lot next to the Waste Water outdoor treatment plant. He’s gonna need more than Tony Blankeovich in a rented suit.
For them that cares about her, our old comrade Stel Bel has suffered what was described as “a massive stroke.” She is no longer able to care for herself, and is likely to spend her remaining days in a nursing home. She is “hardly aware of her surroundings.” Her sister is with her and is looking after her affairs. More details available at the Cleo & Company website, https://cleoandcompany dot net/october-17-2023/ :>(
C about 1 year ago
Everett knows that you can’t be too careful
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Too bad that everyone knows that Big Tony is really a big softy who won’t even swat a fly.
seanfear about 1 year ago
does he work in the bathroom as well?
DennisinSeattle about 1 year ago
Everett, just how does this improve the appraisal?
Farside99 about 1 year ago
Visitors get a kick out of Big Tony opening the front door for them, taking a suspicious look around inside, and then letting them enter, all the while with his right hand inside his coat ready to grab a (perceived) weapon.
I’ll have to try that with guests from time to time.
Last Rose Of Summer, I’ll bet it would go over really big in your house, too. {^¿^}
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Unfortunately, his property is that weedy lot next to the Waste Water outdoor treatment plant. He’s gonna need more than Tony Blankeovich in a rented suit.
Bilan about 1 year ago
… and the next house we’ll view is a 2-bedroom, 2-bath and 1-Bodyguard Ranch house.
Doug K about 1 year ago
His security lookalike will probably also make those guys in white coats hesitate to take Everett away.
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Interesting to see that garden gnomes come in plus sizes.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is that George “The Animal” Steele ?
Tigressy about 1 year ago
“Do you have a reservation?”
BarbMeyerHeersink about 1 year ago
That’s actually an excellent idea!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Not fooling anyone on Ballard St. Everyone knows Everett’s petunias he grows in the back are not worth protecting.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago
Everett’s “security man” is working his side gig. His real job is undertaker’s mute. Work out well, since he already has the suit.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Ha! Many people stays their homes to increase the perceived value, so this isn’t too far from the truth!
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Trump would just lie because it’s cheaper.
The All-Meat Xylophone about 1 year ago
Woe betide anyone rendering Tales of the Velveteen Rope.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
He’s hoping the “body double”s the appraisal.
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 year ago
A good way to make potential thieves wonder if there’s actually something worth stealing in there.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
For them that cares about her, our old comrade Stel Bel has suffered what was described as “a massive stroke.” She is no longer able to care for herself, and is likely to spend her remaining days in a nursing home. She is “hardly aware of her surroundings.” Her sister is with her and is looking after her affairs. More details available at the Cleo & Company website, https://cleoandcompany dot net/october-17-2023/ :>(
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
to everett, it’s all a plot…
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Looks like the look-alike lacks a lot.